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101 ways to annoy Romano

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1: Call him Lovi
2: Take his tomatoes
3: Invite Spain over
4: Invite his brother over 
5: Invite Prussia over
6: Force Germany to come over
7: Invite France over 
8: Bring England over
9: Force him to come to world meetings
10: Look in his sketchbook
11: Peak in his 'Journal'
12: Find his drawings
13: Mess up his drawings
14: Tell him tomatoes are a fruit
15: show him photoshopped pictures of his brother with muscles 
16: Show him Spamano
17: Show him Germano
18: Mention that he's a Uke in both of these
19: Show him GerIta
20: Show him PruIta
21: Show him Itascest
22: Put a potato next to him in his sleep
23: Give him a book about how to be more friendly
24: Tell him to get into the Christmas spirt in the middle of July
25: Force him to read you a long book (like the dictionary)
26: Ask him to translate the simplest of things
27: When he glares at you act innocent
28: When he swear act like you've never heard him swear before
29: Set up a swear jar
30: When he swear act like 2P!England and make him put a quarter in the swear jar (this will also earn you money)
31: Mention how alike he and England are
32: Pull his curl
33: Shove him in a dark closet with Germany
34: Shove him in a closet with a drunk Germany
35: Put him in a bathroom with the BTT
36: Call him cute
37: Speak "Italian" 
38: Start randomly yelling out Mama Mia!
39: Act like you're deaf when he tells you to stop
40: Carry around a notepad saying you can't speak but speak to him
41: Crawl in bed with him
42: Say Italy's pregnant with Germany's baby
43: Dress up as England and hug him
44: Hug him
45: Squeal like the fan girl you are (or Spain) when he looks at you
46: Whisper "I want your babies" in his ear
47: When him and Spain are arguing make them kiss
48: Videotape what happens afterwards
49: Make his alarm "Onhonhonhon"
50: Make his alarm "Kesesesesese"
51: Make Spain sit by him and wake him up
52: Turn off his alarm clock
53: Do the warm water prank while he's sleeping
54: Do the whipped cream prank while he's sleeping
55: Prank call him
56: Say his Pizza's terrible
57: Say his Pasta's terrible
58: When he's eating gelato (ice cream) shove it in his face
59: Say sleeping like an Italian instead of sleeping like a baby
60: Make him play patty cake with you
61: Make him do emergency babysitting and go out with the BTT
62: Bring up Holy Roman Empire
63: Make Italy sad
64: Make Italy cry
65: Eat his gelato
66: Say Hi every five minutes
67: Play the bagers song so much it gets stuck in his head
68: And with the narwhales song
69: As well as the Do you like Waffles song
70: As soon as he smashes whatever is playing the songs, ask him is he likes Waffles
71: And Pancakes
72: And French toast
73: Or if he's a narwhals
74: Or maybe a badger
75: Or a mushroom
76: or even a snake
77: Give him a turtle
78: Give him a love letter and say it's from Germany
79: Or Spain
80: Or even maybe France or Prussia
81: Make him kiss a Potato
82: Make him eat a raw Potato
83: Burst into tears
84: When he asks why say its because he's been cheating on you with Hamela
85: Glomp him
86: Ask if he and England are twins
87: Do the same but with Japan instead
88: Insult him in German
89: Tell him German is the best language ever
90: Say Germany told you so
91: Ask why he's so grumpy
92: a Tickle him
93: Pressure point him
94: Tell him to hit you with his best shot
95: Say it tickles if he hits you
96: Tell him to suck it up buttercup
97: Shove a lollipop in his face when you say this
98: Give this to France
99: Give this to Prussia
100: Give this to Spain
101: Show him this list

Just because he is so cute! >.< and easy to annoy.
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*sends to ALL of my friends* heh heh purrfect